Crotch creeper

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.

Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.

by SamandAsh November 3, 2019

Crotch Mullett

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.

why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.

by Scum i am September 25, 2008

Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.

Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.

by potatomaster January 19, 2010

crotch munchies

when your pussy wants to eat that dick

Hey baby, I have the crotch munchies for you

by cinderellaasmella May 23, 2022

crotch stars

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

by Lil Kim II October 15, 2013

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.

I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.

by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020