Crotch fever

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

by Mr. McGibblets December 05, 2011

Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.

I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.

by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020

gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.

After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.

by Wise Beat April 15, 2017

Crotch creeper

When the fart creeps up your crotch leaving an unpleasant feeling as it escapes through the vagina lips.

Damn Ashley, I just had a crotch creeper. It was so gross.

by SamandAsh November 04, 2019

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG February 19, 2007

Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 14, 2013