Cousin

A very small child birthed by your aunt or uncle often getting 300x more attention from relatives and robux than you.

Mom: Look! Your cousin just learned to walk! Let's give her some Robux as a reward!
You: But you bought her Robux yesterday!
Mom: I give you food everyday and you are complaining?!
You: What the?! -holds back the bad word at the back-

by I try to be ling ling September 29, 2020

lip cousins

when two people realize they've kissed and/or made out with the same person.

addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."

"ashley! i can't believe we made out with the same boy!"
"yeah. we're totally lip cousins."

by tengelke October 21, 2012

yard cousin

Deep South reference that recently made news that refer to persons which, due to their level of upbringing, you may invite over for family events but certainly don't allow into your own home. They may or may not be related to you by blood or marriage.

From the Chicago Tribune (4/28/13) - in reference to societal culture in Tupelo, Mississippi :

With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.

That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."

chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story

by iiibbb October 22, 2013

cousin buzzin

when you gossip and chat with your cousins

Kimmy: What did you do last weekend?

DeeDee: I met up with some family. You know, just cousin buzzin.
Kimmy: Oh.

by justanedittttteeerrrrrokayokay December 18, 2011

Cousin Burp

Pickle and Cousin Derps second cousin with chaotic spots and a bold yellow skin.

Now where is Cousin Burp?

by XÆJ May 23, 2023

Your little cousin

A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits

Did you see your little cousin I’m tryina hit her up later

by I eat gerbils and slow cook co June 12, 2023

First cousin

The first cousin u met after birth

My first cousin in jail rn for a homi

by Yungdel June 15, 2023