Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

Lac attack

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

by walkitoutdougie May 12, 2012

Gold Attack

When you flex on someone with gold jewelry. Also the name of Dj Tasos’s album “Gold Attack”

John gold attacked Buu with his gold

by senpaijohnmich November 23, 2019

tag attack

When you get excited about New Music that you've heard for the first time and you start "Tagging" all your friends on FaceBook.

Please excuse my "tag attack" today.

by ProfTCS August 25, 2016

Pam attack

A panic attack if your name is Pam. In other words a pamic attack.

I just had a Pam attack.

by BearfromJear October 30, 2023

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021