Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.

guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Zach A

A college dude on YouTube that creates videos about stomachs, stomach noises, vore and burping.

You need to see Zach A on YouTube because he makes the best vore vids.

by Brendan Schroeder May 30, 2023

zach

wrong. delusionally, utterly, psychotically, gut-wrenchingly, cock-suckingly wrong…

i cant believe he’s being such a zach yolking on himself using a machine gun!

by bindbingowksiz July 7, 2022

Zach

he is my bae for life

Zach has a dig bick

by Annaperryisthebae December 2, 2020

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020

Zach

Actually bad, little skill in life. Probably with 2 big toes on one foot.

That guy is such a zach

by Sonny and josh May 4, 2021

Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".

"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"

by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021