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A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
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Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.
I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets
by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024
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Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.
Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.
by Smith Words June 2, 2014
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Uber grammar nazi

A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order
The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are
by General butz February 6, 2018
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Uber sketch

Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.
Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch
by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019
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Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022
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