Bi-Winning

To have both of your split personalities WIN simultaneously.

Charlie Sheen, when asked about being bi-polar:

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”

by theGorkman March 30, 2011

no evidance i win

Used in serious debate to refute all arguments.

kinda op.

You - "You are sus"
Me - "No evidance i win"
You - *Btfo'd*

by racism is fucking cringe August 4, 2022

Nah I'd Win

Peak Fiction, Straight up Kino

"Would you lose?"

"Nah I'd Win"

by Queerked up Asian boi June 18, 2024

Win and Dip

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.

Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip

by Zion Moment April 23, 2025

bi-winning

v. When one is winning in every possible way, all the time.

Charlie Sheen:

I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there.

by moleculec March 28, 2011

Straight up winning

When your not only bi-winning but winning in all facets of life.

That dudes straight up winning!

by DDrac April 29, 2011

bi-winning

Winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.

Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by The Crimson Win March 25, 2011