hood sucker

To be gay, give blow jobs to men, sexual preference

" I ain't no Hood sucker man"

by The Toronto yeller May 16, 2016

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Hood Aid

Kool Aid but a hood version of it, containing insane amounts of sugar used in the process of making it.

Person #1: Aye cuh', can I get some of that Hood Aid?
Person #2: Ii cuh'.

by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016

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puss hood

The flap of fat that hangs down and covers the vagina, also known as a FUPA.

Wow look at Diane's puss hood.

by puss hood September 15, 2016

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Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016

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hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

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Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

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