Creeper

A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.

Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius

by TheRealMinecrafter October 1, 2020

Creeper

Commonly referred to as the man who wont leave you alone, however the creeper here is that God forsaken creature mitch decided to add. It's common attributes are green skin, the shape of Male genatali and a wierd, dumb ass face.

Hey man that's the Creeper from across the street (wrong)
Hey man there's a Creeper in my cave (right)

by Creeper bad bro June 8, 2019

Bin Creeper

Someone or something that belongs in the bin.

"Ew, did you see Stacey today?"

"Yeah, she looked like a right bin creeper!"

by Stacey'smom! April 19, 2018

Creeper

A word people who are apes who do not evolve quick enough use too much to act like they are better than everyone else. At the end of the day, almost everyone is a creeper. If you are excessively competitive you are an ungrateful jealous creeper by psychological fact. If you uncontrollably get upset about other peoples' happiness you are a creeper. There are a lot of sketchy things a man or woman could do that make them a creeper depending on your moral perception and depending on how far someone pushes things. Everyone on the planet has gone through rough times in their lives where they at the bare minimum were at least acting creepy. Women who are way way excessively excessively tramps are creepers. People who act like the whole world and universe revolves around them and everyone else orbits around them because everyone in their perception is just objects are creepers. (Most people are narcissists nowadays so that takes up almost the whole American population) People who are unsupportive of other peoples' needs and dreams are creepers. The list is neverending. Look at yourself before you point the finger. All these people have an opportunity to improve the energies they put out on this earth to lower their creeper energies, but if you truly genuinely care about others the universe blesses you with a clear thinking head and the opportunity to not be a creeper altogether. Love wins, even if you cannot feel it, try to show it and not get self righteous about it. Good luck.

Do you see how she just uncontrollably subconsciously let out a wistful wish of bad luck upon my life? What a flippin' creeper!

by Deathmasterofloveandbsoooohh September 24, 2020

The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!

Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet

by artist6000 December 18, 2024

craft creeper

An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.

Look at that old Craft Creeper bothering the girls at the bar.

by Captain know it all December 2, 2022

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023