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Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.
Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.
by catheterking June 26, 2020
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Smurf

Smurfs are little blueberry looking communist midgets who are led my big daddy smurf 'Papi Smurf' There are many other smurfs such as smorfs,smurfling ,smu
by Kaiidds June 8, 2022
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Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.
by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024
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Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.
Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win
by BabyLayla December 13, 2019
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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011
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