Shrek

he slayed my heart, with his greens

Shrek, he slay all day

by Jesus, jesusussussus I hate November 10, 2022

Shrek

A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.

The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness

Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green

Me:No,your shrek

by Thehexx560 November 26, 2021

Shrek

God of the wolrd. The one who's gonna lead us when the hard times comes.

I love Shrek with all my heart

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

Shrek

The worst movie ever all star was good tho

Random person: Shrek is love
Me: ew nope!

by Fart&poop125 March 15, 2024

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek

SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong

Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

Shrek

Your current boyfriend

Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now

by @m.com November 29, 2020