Shrek

Truth or dare
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OK whose the sexiest person ever

Shrek
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Woah who was that?
Oh that was just Shrek.
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by ur-_-mom October 19, 2021
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shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?

Gangsta 2: that is gay.

Gangsta 1: no…….
by shrek my bf December 31, 2022
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by wienerberg April 08, 2019
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by moxiOwO November 26, 2020
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a sexy ogre who will not let you in his swamp... unless 😏
shrek is sexy
fuck fiona, shrek is my bae
by shronkisking September 01, 2020
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A rather sexy ogre, coming from a swamp in Sherwood Forest. This seductive creature can be found in a few dreamworks movies and on Netflix. Strangely enough, this ogre has a cucumber instead of a sausage.
This man was about just as hot as shrek..
by Shrek, ogre, sexy, shrex December 12, 2019
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