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Soccer

The world's worst, and overrated sport.
Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.
by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023
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Rage Soccer Player

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.
Stay away from the rage soccer players they will screw you over!
by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017
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all day i dream about soccer

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'
'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.
by Barbara Gauss May 24, 2017
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soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer
by UglylilDress March 14, 2018
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Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
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National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021
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