cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.

Alright class we're playing sock soccer today

by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023

Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019

national kiss a soccer boy day

The 16th of July is also known at kiss a soccer boy day

Girl 1- omg do you know what today is

Girl 2- no what day is it
Girl 2- it’s national kiss a soccer boy day

Girl 1- no way !!

by Soccer boy22 March 14, 2020

Professional Robloxian Soccer

a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance

Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE

by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021

Messi League Soccer

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.

1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer

by Simon8989 June 8, 2023

baltimore bays soccer

only the best fucking soccer club ever

the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer

by BananaHammock Jonas July 1, 2005