Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
by coxtroker November 21, 2008
by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021
a small gay that is the token of the group. feminine no matter the gender with lip filler and a bbl. may want to plant pixie dust in yo butt
by trinketsex October 15, 2022
by TravisJake September 16, 2020
by The Feelgoods January 09, 2018
A single 50ml bottle of alcohol used to spike drinks for self enjoyment at the bar and club because drinks are too damn expensive
Bryan: yo, you just got a lemonade?
Ryan: nah dude i’ve got a pocket shot
*cracks open a 50ml malibu and pours it into the lemonade*
Bryan: yo... sick!
Ryan: nah dude i’ve got a pocket shot
*cracks open a 50ml malibu and pours it into the lemonade*
Bryan: yo... sick!
by Well Education March 26, 2021