Plane Stains

when you get put in the middle seat of an airplane with a person on either side of you, and you have to keep your arms by your side with elbows tucked in close for the duration of the flight. causing excessive sweating which results in unsightly armpit sweat stains "plane stains" which you then have to parade around the airport.

"that 18 hour flight to London gave me plane stains something chronic!"

by nickacorn July 24, 2015

bullshit stain

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.

"Hans, you are a bullshit stain."

"Yes. Yes I am."

by a literal butt September 14, 2015

ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e October 8, 2015

Crane Stain

n. the stain left by the combination of shit, jizz, and period blood.

Bro I had sex with this chick last night and afterwards i woke up i saw a big crane stain on my sheets.

by Xemoran October 11, 2015

Soup stain

Soup stain means to getcha own boyardeee boiiii ya own is what yall need

Soup stain boi getcha own chef boyardeen can.

by Ya boy darrel September 3, 2016

Slap Stain

The mark left after getting necked or slapped on your skin.

Angie: "Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

Bill: "Yes"

Angie: "You better rethink your answer before I put a slap stain on yo face

by Slap'n Cap'n October 5, 2016

Stain baby

When you masturbate in bed and you leave it on the sheets and your girlfriend or wife rolls over on it and gets pregnant.

He's not dumb, he's just a stain baby.

by Im-oblivious October 9, 2016