jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathan

BIG BIG PENIS

OMG, thats so of a Jonathan Dick

by CaptnDuck February 22, 2022

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jonathan Reyes

Lame

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."

by jaimee marie January 5, 2015

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022

jonathan ingram

Top tier fucking beast, unlimited rizz, piled ontop of unlimited bitches and unlimited cash money.
It truly takes a man with the brightest orangest balls to go 105mph in a ford fiesta shitbox.

Person 1: Jonathan ingram
Person 2: oh the hot fuckin ginger unit of a man, with the largest hardest balls

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023