ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

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prompt jockey

Someone who's only responses in a community appears to be formatted like the output you would get from an AI chat bot. The answer often doesn't fully line up with the post its responding too, preferring to dump a large quantity and leaving quality up to chance. Its all about being first with the most (e.g., Like responses seen in ChatGPT, Google's Bard, Microsoft's Bing, Anthropic's Claude.)

"What a total prompt jockey. Did you see their AI chat bot pasted response in the forum? It wasn't even answering the question that was asked."

by Orionnoir October 23, 2023

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Clanker jockey

Someone who rides a clanker, including but not limited to self driving cars, self driving shopping carts and lawnmowers

Yo look at that fucking clanker jockey over there, stupid fucking clanker

by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025

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The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.

After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.

by The Muntologist July 9, 2025

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