hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.

Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!

by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014

hood phone

yelling for someone outside, extremly loud so they can hear you, instead of calling on thier phone from your phone, usually used in the ghetto

I opened the front door and screamed Yo Dinner's Ready, sorry we don't use the "hood phone" we are not in the ghetto

by Kerrbear February 25, 2012

Hood Swoop

An indentation or handle placed on the front of a medium or heavy duty truck used to lift the hood and access the engine bay.

It's called a hood swoop Bryan, ya fuckin dunce.

by Crevises1995 May 26, 2023

Hood Fish

A male that looks Hood but is gay asf

That’s a Hood fish girl…

by Urbandictionary98 July 25, 2022

Hood memes

Hood memes are just gay memes usually black people and fits in line with a shitpost meme

Vine boom black guy twerking Vine boom sound Vine boom sound black guy sex Vine boom sound Vine boom sound Hood meme outro
FunnyBurger7259 has been banned from discord server. conclusion Hood memes are not funny

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

hood sucker

To be gay, give blow jobs to men, sexual preference

" I ain't no Hood sucker man"

by The Toronto yeller May 16, 2016