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fat chavs

Look at that fat chavs over there, thinking he's big and 'ard.
by Geoffory geoffington January 4, 2016
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chav

a chav is a type of person from a working class family who urinates in stair wells and wears track suit bottoms 24/7.
hello there mate! you are a nice looking chav aren't you! (chav" oi go away bruv you dont know who i am".
by fuckor November 1, 2020
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chav

A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city

A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.

A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.

A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.

Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
The chav population in an alley is impossible to count, as there is too many.
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Chav bin

Ran got his giro from the chav bin
by Raminjamin February 1, 2019
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Chav Face

The a non working class actor protraying a working class character, or using working class mannerism and culture. For example Jimmy McNulty in The Wire, was played by upper class, privately educated, Englishman Dominic West.
Benedict Cumberbatch is playing a striking miner in an upcoming film, typical posh boy putting on chav face.
by Cpt_JD July 21, 2019
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Chav

Part of that 10% of the population a sensible person wants to run over.
Look at those chavs on their bicycles, with their bad attitudes, lack of insight, and inaudible slang. Boy would I like to run them over in a Dodge Ram whew
by rupert_mcgee October 5, 2020
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chav

slags that wait outside the shop asking bypassers if they have a ciggy
chav: pass us a ciggy
bypasser: uhh no your 12...
by pick pocketer March 29, 2022
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