blonde stick

an attractive girl who is dumb

that girl is a blonde stick

by Daniel Liam Dixon March 2, 2020

blonde for brains

Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.

Hey blonde for brains! You should stick your head in a washing machine! it’s GREAT for your skin!

by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020

Blonde chick

A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job with a fat ass.

That blonde chick keyed my car and then called me for a booty call!

by 4bx April 6, 2022

Dumb blonde

The blonde white girl at your school with the hollister jeans, every color of converse, failing all her classes, and will do any stupid thing you tell her to do

That dumb blonde don't know anything

by Someone somewhere somehow April 18, 2017

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Strawberry blonde

A ginger in denial.

“You’re a red head their is no such thing as strawberry blonde.”

by J4vvkkkkk August 9, 2022

all your base are now belong to us

A popular catchphrase that swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998. An awkward Engrish translation of “all of your bases are under our control,” the quote originally appeared in the opening dialogue of Zero Wing, a nostalgic 16-bit shoot’em up game released in 1989. Marked by abundance of poor grammar, “All Your Base” phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000, spawning thousands of image macros and flash animations featuring the slogan both on the web and in real life.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It’s you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are now belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha …

Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!

Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘ZIG’.
Captain: For great justice.

by Himi Jendrix February 24, 2014