cooper

another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises

Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture

by bitchwhore69 December 5, 2019

Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"

by Person with a job February 12, 2023

Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Mariea Cooper

A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut

Hey look at that crack whore she must be Mariea Cooper

by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020

Cooper

A retarded nerd that weighs over 9000 pounds. He likes to rape people all day long and he is a fag.

He must be a Cooper because is a gay ass retarded fag.

by The dabzzy dab master August 14, 2017

Cooper

If your have this first name you are either a dog, a small car or a very short and sad, whiteboy.

Ex 1: Wow Cooper is such a great dog, does he know any tricks?
Ex2: I just got a brand new Mini Cooper, and boy can it go!
Ex 3: Have you met that new kid Cooper? He looks super depressed

by Bose-seelium May 12, 2018

A cooper

A person with an sassy attitude(but extremely nice to some people) but everyone think they're being crabby, does not like people an other words very antisocial, 50% smart| 40% idiot| 10% smart when people or a person is watching but when they are alone they google almost every single question they have, loves being in cars only when they get to control the music or there is music, goes any a trip with family whenever they get the chance or they are asked/forced to , loves going on shopping trips, likes going to starbucks and getting a pink drink, a vanilla bean with caramel, or anything an influencer gets, loves tik tok, instagram, youtube, or any social media platform with tea/drama on it, and lastly if you're rude or hate on them once or anytime in your lifetime then they will hate you forever.

Mother:" Ok, but don't have an attitude."
Brother:" Fine, I won't be a cooper."

by chocolatebanana07 November 4, 2020