Ryan

A short guy who struggles with addictions. Ryan has multiple kids with multiple woman, that he does not support. He is basically a man whore, who thinks its cool to have babies all over the country side. He owns nothing and mooches off everyone. Ryan will never grow up and struggles with little man syndrome. He thinks he is tough because he can abuse woman, children and even animals.

Did you hear about Ryan being charged for the third time for beating up that girl?

by Truth80 March 06, 2016

Ryan

Smart, blonde haired, usually has a less than average penis. Humor isn't really his thing. He excels at binge watching netflix and politics. Highly developed fine balance between being the next Einstein and fucking twat.

That boy's definitely a Ryan.

by iamajedi April 13, 2015

Ryan

A confused gangster who shoots unstable niggers (which he may or may not call "Mondays"). He wears pink chonies especially when he is "going to the store" with his buddies. Do not let a Ryan look in the mirror too long or Pedro will possess his body. He adores his extremely hot girlfriend who is obsessed with him. Oh and his girlfriend is fucking awesome.

Ryan: looks in the mirror "damn!"

Laurel (hotter girlfriend): "i love you honey..."

Ryan: "You love me? Go make me a sandwich!"

Laurel: "fuck you Pedro."

Ryan: "... but i wuv you boo boo."

Laurel: "OK!!! :)"

by lololovesyou December 11, 2010

Ryan

Faggot

Why do you always have to be a Ryan and touch little boys?

by jared hankey August 25, 2008

Ryan

He is a total weed head whose life revolves around marijuana he is an annoying fucker who can't stick with a girl because he is so fucken ugly he looks like DUMBO. He needs to find some friends becuase the ones he thinks he has are really not his friends. SO GET A LIFE YOU UGLY MOTHER FUCKER.

"Where is Ryan?" asks #1
"Smoking weed! Duh" says #2

by Mrs. B March 16, 2009

Ryan

A stunning man with a love of dead hamsters who haunt lady boys. They enjoy a nice set of baws and have great appreciation of hitler. Ryan's are also prone to early menopause and generally peak at the age of 17, thus causing a very dusty vagina hole usually smelling of haddock. Ryan's also enjoy a nice cock and a good teabagging.

Mary: 'why is it so dusty in here?'
Frank: 'ryan just opened his legs'
Mary: 'i think im going to sneeze'

by Da Beast Bawz February 07, 2010

Ryan

to consider cheating or to cheat on one's boyfriend/girlfriend

Why would you cheat on me?! You little Ryan.

by dontpulla May 21, 2011