by Dee November 11, 2003
Get the yummy-doodlemug. The origins of the Yuma Yummy:
In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.
Enter the Yummies:
Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.
Why Yummies?
The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.
Enter the Yummies:
Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.
Why Yummies?
The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.
by Leo the Lion November 6, 2007
Get the Yuma Yummiesmug. A yummy dummy is a person usually a girl whos attractiveness reaches far more than thier wits or who would use their body over their brains
by Agentsmith79998 July 2, 2009
Get the Yummy Dummymug. Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!
or
Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!
or
Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!
by J January 20, 2005
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Melissa loves yummy dicks. <3
Melissa loves yummy dicks. <3
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"Can I have some more yummy dick please?"
"When I looked at it, it made my mouth water because yummy dicks have a way of doing that to me."
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"When I looked at it, it made my mouth water because yummy dicks have a way of doing that to me."
by Vida Armonia February 26, 2018
Get the yummy dickmug. Something that is that is very very tasty. So much so that you simply must rhyme to express your pleasure.
by savagegirl_324 May 11, 2022
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Ernie, I thought you were going out with that yummy-groovy from the other day.
I need a yummy-groovy in my life.
Ernie, I thought you were going out with that yummy-groovy from the other day.
I need a yummy-groovy in my life.
by Ern Dizzle January 26, 2011
Get the Yummy-groovymug.