The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

Water Bottle

A water bottle is water inside of a bottle, British people call it a wa-ah-bo-a. Some people fill water bottles with other liquids that parents call "grownup juice".

Ay mate, mind handing me a water bottle?
NO TIMMY, DONT DRINK THE GROWNUP JUICE FROM MY WATER BOTTLE

by alyssaexe May 10, 2022

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

water bottle

a tall clear plastic canteen that holds things made o' water that can be used to splash things or to shower

its just a fookin water bottle

by UKball January 5, 2019

water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry

Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle

by anonymous February 21, 2025

Pickford's Water Bottle

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.

Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"

by centurionsect September 16, 2024

Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023