Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.

"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

a phrase used in almost every single YouTube video

The Waffle House has found it’s new host

by AnUglyPP February 1, 2023

waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023

Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.

I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password

by Ate out by George washington June 27, 2016

Waffle house alert

Where a waffle house is closed for a disaster

Oh no the waffle house alert went off

by El Pseudonymio August 1, 2025

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.

I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.

by Big dick dave August 30, 2013