YouTuber: I lost my brother in the store, can you get him here for me, his name is Holden Tudix
Walmart employee: Okay, *picks up phone* Is there a holding two dicks in the store? if there is a holding two dicks in the store please come to the front
YouTuber: HEHEHEHA YOU SAID DICKS!!!! HOLDING TWO DICKS!!!
Walmart employee: *has a heart attack cus they're old as fuck*