It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

by PittsburghG January 23, 2021

The Trump Talk

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.

"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."

by kromana October 19, 2016

the "friends" talk

I have to give this talk to a guy about every week when I am single. It goes like this: "I really like you, but I have so much going on in my life right now... can we hang? Be friends? Or is it the sort of thing where you don't want anything to do with me if you can't make sweet love to me?" What I mean by it is: You are nice. but you are kind of creepy and I don't think you are physically attractive. Which usually has to do with hygene or lack thereof.

Creepy Guy: "Here, I brought you this lovely stuffed Gnu from Africa."
Me: "Um, Bhalthazar, I think I'm going to have to give you the "friends" talk."

by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005

the too tall girl

that one girl in your math class that you can't get at because she's too tall.

if only i was a little taller, i could get at the too tall girl

by the nerdy guy September 24, 2017

The Obama Talk

The inevitable talk a child gets from his/her parent(s). The talk consists of now, after Obama being elected president, anything is possible. Is as inevitable as the "Birds and the Bees" talk

Brent: "I just got off the phone with my mom. She kept talking about how I can do anything I set my mind to now."
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"

by Fittzypick! March 22, 2009

The Winar Tales

The Winars equivalent of the Bible.

it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars

A Winar Tale Of David Dickinson....

AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*

*dies*

by Fred Bloggs the 3rd October 30, 2003

The friend talk

When someone talks to their friends boyfriend/girlfriend about how they will hurt them if they hurt that friend, how to treat them, ect.

Melissa: im gonna have the friend talk with Brad

Angela: just dont hurt him!

by KarlaAnee1233 November 19, 2016