by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 03, 2017
Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.
Mac Swanson is so fucking hot
by Qutie man big man March 04, 2021
A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.
by Zày December 14, 2017
The owner of Sonali's curry pot. He raised Jeshuran and Joshuran by himself and is a professional gamer. He loves eggrolls like Joshuran does and likes the weapon "China lake"
Yo boy swanson here
by jails April 20, 2013
if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
by T. Koulentes November 15, 2021
by brownbikini October 27, 2017