bag oaf

to kiss someone passionately
sofie go geez a bag oaf ya rajing lesbian

hannah bagged oaf with steven's hairy willy last night

gordo geez a bag oaf ya wee tidy
by Abomb123 March 05, 2008
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OAFS (O.A.F.S.)

Obsessive Angry Female Stalkers
O.A.F.S.
This OAFS (O.A.F.S.) been stalking me for weeks!
There's this OAFS (O.A.F.S.) who just called me 38 times in the past hour.
by The Dofff July 20, 2011
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Fat Oaf

coach:hey andrew who do u want to be captian
schriber:duhhhhhhhh schiber, and duhhhhhhh ander schiber im fat n dumb duhhhhhhhhh
by scullly3 April 21, 2005
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Fat Oaf

Really dumb kid whose only achievement is sport. Rarely knows anything worth knowing.
"Hey Harrison you fat oaf"

"gooooooon"
by Gilbo January 05, 2005
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Oaf and stuff

A term used predominantly during the mid-nineties which refers to the act of stuffing fallen autumn leaves down another person’s shirt or clothing as a means to tease, prank or humiliate that person.
During his walk home on a crisp autumn afternoon, Johnny was oaf and stuffed under the old maple trees by two neighborhood kids.
by Sparktorious D.O.G. November 23, 2020
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blithering oaf

A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100
you blithering oaf, get out of the road as I hit the gas!
by thruuth April 27, 2011
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Bloviated Oaf clown

One who talks nonstop endlessly and says nothing on facebook or twitter
Ben Rohling is such a "Bloviated oaf clown" when he is using big words he doesnt understand to make himself look more photosynthesis
by Jp lohling March 15, 2022
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