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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~
by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022
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national St. Mary day

december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
by ItadoriChair November 30, 2023
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St. Mary's International School

Jordan Tronson: St. Mary's International School
Jordan Tronson 2: yes
by Jordan Tronson December 2, 2020
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