Squoze

The past tense from being squeeze

From being squoze one too many times, the bird passed away

by Willbow Baggins January 17, 2023

squoya

More than likely SQuoyas are short. Squoya is a very short tempered person, any little thing makes her mad, but all in all she is a very sweet person and has no filter. If you ever come across a squoya, she will be the most honest person you will ever meet.

"Hello there Squoya, how are you?"

"You look stunning Squoya

by Jane Simons November 20, 2023

Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.

Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”

by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025