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Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.
The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.
by dratliff October 24, 2014
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Golden Sombrero

Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, “showering” their entire body.
My boyfriend gave me a golden sombrero last night, and I can’t get the smell of pee in my hair.
by Craka_Jack_36 October 19, 2022
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Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.
Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night
by Boyledstones November 29, 2011
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Sombrero Rex

Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer
Bro, Sombrero Rex just started a fucking crusade to destroy the furries, he do be kinda lit tho ngl
by thunderpacito September 28, 2019
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Red Sombrero

A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.
Alejandro gave Patrick a Red Sombrero that causing him to scream in pain.
by Ooof321 May 31, 2018
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Sombrero Drunk

When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.
Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.
by Carlos and Scott June 19, 2007
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