A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
Get the Somalian Driver’s License mug.You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.
by hoefarr September 26, 2025
Get the Somalian Snake Screw mug.A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.
“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”
by flickersounder January 31, 2025
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Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”
Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”
by poocheesie March 27, 2024
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by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026
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