Sitanding

sitting and standing
all at once
no questions
just sitanding

Ruki: Hey Pritz, im just gonna sitand over here
Pritz: What is Sitanding?? You're gonna do what now??
Ruki: its sitting and standing all at once! it's the unspoken prophecy!
Ruki: basically, you just decide to sit somewhere. and then you stand.

by flomgoldosh September 21, 2025

Sitandancing

sitting
standing
dancing
all at once
yes
confusing
but doable

Ruki: Hey Pritz, im just gonna sitandance over here
Pritz: first it was Sitanding?? You're sitandancing now??
Ruki: its sitting and standing and dancing all at once! it's the unspoken prophecy!
Ruki: basically, you just decide to sit somewhere. and then you stand. and then you dance! its the true prophecy!!
Pritz: time to learn how to sitand! and sitandance then! sounds fun!
Ruki: it truly is fun! its goes just like this! *proceeds to sitandance*

by flomgoldosh September 26, 2025

Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"

Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"

by BARHULAHAK May 4, 2015

Flat-Stanely

(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal

The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.

by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017