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Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.

Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.

It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin

The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher

Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.

Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?

Person 2: yeah…

Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
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national humble a private school boy day

December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
by borgandonor December 21, 2022
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Diocesan Boys’ School

Known for their countless champions across all sports and music competitions, non-alphabetically ordered classes, the infamous turtle trio, and their superior, World #2 IB programme
Random stranger: Yo kid, what school are you from
Kid: Diocesan Boys’ School
Random stranger: Yo how can my son get into your school too…
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Tiffin Boys School

School for rich posho kids that don't want to go to a private school. Either extremely short asses or tall genetic freaks. At the end of the day, they are way better than the Tiffin Girls School (clapped asf) and Kingston Grammar School, which isn't even a grammar school it's literally a private school pretending to be a grammar school.

Tiffin Boys = Smart Rich Neeks
"The Tiffin Boys School has so much aura innit" "Yeah but they're kinda gay though"
by Mr. Redaeal January 27, 2025
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