Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

Rink

A liberal and unathletic person. Someone with no balls (heavy rule follower) and is a little nerd. Usually has Asian descent.

“You’re going to class early? You’re a fucking rink!”

by Dingshow May 21, 2025

Fly Rink

A nineteenth century phrase that refers to a polished bald head.

“Wow, where's your hair?”
“I decided to go for a fly rink.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

rink beater

A word used to describe a chicken nugget that is overly cooked.

Arnold: Did you see that chicken nugget?
John: Yeah it was a rink beater.

by what_in_the_____ September 26, 2017