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goose pounder

Usually a man, who enjoys giving women tender vaginal components. After excessive vaginal cavity splunking the man (or women) seems to move on without caring for a second session of pounding.
"you are going to need to see a doctor after that" said the goose pounder
by Danger Darvid January 4, 2008
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pumpkin pounder

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!
by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014
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pumpkin pounder

Women who love gingers (red headed men) and treat them as sexual objects.
Dude, check out that foxy lady at the end of the bar checking you out. She's digging your red lochs. She looks like a pumpkin pounder!
by The bro's bro April 17, 2014
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brown pounder

The act of hitting someone so hard in roller derby that the impact with the ground causes their bowels to release and shit to spray up their back. There are many variations of this act, such as the brown pounder with ketchup, and/or cheese.
SHIT MONIQUA! You just slammed me so hard, I left a brown pounder on the track!

Bitch, yo betta start pray’n! We’re gonna hand out brown pounders to your WHOLE TEAM this bout!!
by The BrownPound Bandit June 23, 2011
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PEDO POUNDER

person who radomly seeks out pedophiles and has hot and steamy sex with them. aka..pedo pounder
I heared that jordan had hot and steamy sex with a pedophile...what a pedo pounder
by Jordana Ellen June 15, 2008
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Pounder McSanchez

A dirty Sanchez given in either a bathroom or kitchen area at a MacDonald's restaurant.
"Dude, as I ordered my Big Mac, I saw Ronald MacDonald give the night manger a Pounder McSanchez in the kitchen."

"I heard that George will let you give him a Pounder McSanchez for 20 George Washingtons if you catch him between chicken nugget deep-fry loads during the night shift."
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turd pounder

One who bangs other dudes in the cornhole.
I bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a turd pounder!
by FSU Dork August 25, 2007
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