Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
by phytadesk February 2, 2021
Get the Oblivion Guardmug. The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the Spanked into oblivionmug. Oblivion is a rocket league pro player amazing at car soccer and is married to the incredibly hot Gov. Diane Foxington
by Siestaa May 18, 2022
Get the Oblivionmug. best hod modded script free gay sex porno.
(the person who made the script who is daddy corruptoblivion is sooo hot)
(the person who made the script who is daddy corruptoblivion is sooo hot)
by qrqwfdqrfdafwq November 2, 2022
Get the oblivionmug. To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.
Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020
Get the beat you to oblivionmug.