Hypocrisy

Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."

Hippos are pros at hypocrisy

by imlukeyboi204 June 28, 2021

Hypocrisy

The practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense

Bob Miller doesnt know what hypocrisy means.

by Meddlingdrunk January 13, 2026