Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.

Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*

by Nyaaaaa! April 17, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD!

Tina! You fat lard come get some ham!

Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives.

Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?!

by Gabriella C. December 5, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded

You guys are retarded!

by Blahb January 29, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

Plain and Simple: God

I have gone to the better place and exchanged words with Napoleon Dynamite. He told me D-Qwon's Dance Grooves will become the best selling DVD of all time and that Ligers will frollic in the meadows of Nebraska.

by Thom September 3, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

the sexies budge movie on the face of the planet.

I LOVE Napoleon DYNAMITE!

by nappy March 13, 2005

anti-napoleon dynamite

Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.

<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!

by DesZebre February 7, 2005

napoleon-dynamite

Someone with superior charisma and dance flare.

1. That Jason dude is a serious napoleon-dynamite.

2. "When he starts to dance, the woman slide of their seats."

by wolfgangamadeusphoenix November 15, 2011