Mocha Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

I farted and left mocha marks in my drawers.

by Monty Parrlo November 15, 2004

White Mocha

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.

Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.

by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011

mochicho

Something you say when you try to speak Spanish but somehow fail miserably.

Person1: Yo nesecito la computadora... mochicho.
Person2: ... You're really bad at this. You know that?

by Jim S. Moriarty December 4, 2016

mochachina

a fine, black woman who you see on the street

"OH damn! HOW he like his mochachina!"

by tashika shanaynay charprice jackson January 30, 2008

mocha

a tasty hot drink that's a hybrid of chocolate and coffee

ultimate starbucks order: "hi can i have a humungus... yes, 'venti', how pretentious, mocha with peppermint essence please?"

by davetwocombs May 13, 2007

Mocha Dick

Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.

As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.

by speedog June 13, 2010

Colin Mochrie

A Scottish-Canadian comedian who appears in almost every animutation.

In one animutation, Colin Mochrie had an epic battle against Jesus H Christ, who later turned out to be Mike Brasy from the Brady Bunch.

by Fifi McFeef October 21, 2007