Military Genius

A person who states factual evidence regarding the military

Malik is a military genius because he always states the facts.

by RiseoftheMalik April 27, 2017

military weeb

A person who is in the military, but also enjoys watching anime.

Military weeb: a daily process of shooting guns and watching gundam.

by Mad-perspective July 8, 2018

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021

military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.

Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter

by futmar October 5, 2015

Scar Military

They are an Xbox Gta 5 crew that recruits crew hoppers, LBGTs, jet glitchers, and hackers. They kill and hack into players Gta profile for no absolute reason.

Have you heard of Scar Military? Im sorry, Scar Faggotary.

by KKK member who shits on others December 2, 2016

McDonalds Military

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.

Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important

by 9 - 5 pacifist June 11, 2012