Michigan is a state where it can be 30° one day and 75° the next. It also is home to one of the most devoted people. They will legit fight anyone who says that the college they support is not better. It also is a beautiful place, except for the big cities. Like Detroit.
by SWEETHOMEALABAMA69 May 15, 2022

Michigan has bipolar weather
by weather.com April 10, 2019

A state with constant weather changes, like you never knew could exist. it can be warm like summer one day, and freezing cold the next. There is hardly anything to do in this state unless you live in the Upper Peninsula (abbreviated to become U.P., not to be confused with the famous disney movie up. They are called yoopers, not U.P.ers.) and you are an adventurous person willing to camp outside and/or snowboard constantly for entertainment.
Michigan person: Oh my god, there's nothing fun to do in Michigan
Non Michigan person: Why don't you go snowboarding?
Michigan person: Nah, I've been doing that all my life.
Non Michigan person: Why don't you go snowboarding?
Michigan person: Nah, I've been doing that all my life.
by michiganisboring December 14, 2010

by John Jacobjingleheimerschmidth September 19, 2007

"UAW local 31 considers striking as GM announces more layoffs in Michigan. The story at eleven." Thats all you here in the headlines about this pathetic, Rust Belt state. Forget about finding a job here. Go elsewhere. Even Ohio is better--not much, but better nonetheless.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 29, 2007

by z king bill July 24, 2018

A state composed of rundown cites and a backwoods full of militia members working on their '87 Camaros.
What is that smell? Any why is everyone around me driving El Caminos and various other rusted out junkers? Oh dear God I've taken a wrong turn and now I'm in Michigan!
by Katie Olsen April 17, 2006
