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Ride The Lightning

To face or have carried out against you capital punishment by electricution.
Ride The Lightning for that deed for shizzle.
by ben newton December 21, 2006
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Lightning Twat

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.
Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.
by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019
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dick lightning

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.
1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.
by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011
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Lightning Bolt

Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.
The Brians are playing tonight!

What?

Lightning Bolt, man!

What?

Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.
by Johngoloid October 7, 2009
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Made Of Lightning

A phrase that is used to help define how awesome something or someone is. Similar to "Made Of Win". Can also be used together with win, but generally meant for things that are epic as hell, for example "Made of lightning and win!"
Me: "Holy shit dude! That head shot was made of lightning and win!"
Friend: "Fuck yeah it was broski!"
by FoxCarnage November 27, 2009
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Lightning Bolt

An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.
Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play
by chrispyB May 4, 2006
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Jew Lightning

The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.
"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in less than an hour."
"That was some serious Jew Lightning if you ask me"
by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007
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