Encyclopedia of Lies

An autobiography of Mitt Romney.

But since it is so large, it is currently converted to Binders of Lies, containing 5330 separate binders in total.

A : Grunt!

B : What are you doing ?

A : Working out to get to fxxk C.

B : Huh?

A : I'm trying to bench the Encyclopedia of Lies. Can't move it an inch.

*Thought*B : Dumb Jock. C is already in Mitten's binder.

by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012

Mcpee with lies

As with Mcpee this is when you go into McDonalds not to actually buy any food, but just to use the toilet. However, when confronted by the overzealous 5 star employee stating toilets are for customers only, you lie and say you're buying food after you've been.

Johnnie 5 stars: "Excuse me, toilets are for customers only!"

Desperate passer by: "I'll be right back for a Big Mac, but my back teeth are floating and you don't want me to piss on your floor now, do you?" The Mcpee with lies.

by dover_pro November 2, 2007

therein lies the rub

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet

We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

by Yoheeenda shanwi June 11, 2006

i smell lies

I Smell Lies.. A word used when, well you smell lies

EXAMPLE

RICH BITCH: AND MY DAD GOT ME A CAR, BUT IM ONLY 14
AND HE SAYS I CAN DRIVE IT! WHERE EVER I WANT AND HE BRIBED THE POLICE SO I CAN GO AS FAST AS I WANT!!

ME:I SMELL LIES!

EVERYONE:ROAST!!

by jfkbrainspray July 7, 2009

no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't

Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"

by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006

stories, tales, lies and exaggerations

Hence named after the last line of the first verse of "Had a Dat"- A Sublime documentary that any Sublime fan should own.. Has many interviews and unseen footage of the band before Bradley's death on May 25, 1996.. RIP Bradley and Louie.. We love you and miss you.

"Before I end you will be victims of my stories, tales, lies and exaggerations.."

by Crazy Fool April 5, 2005

Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010