morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES
"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"
by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021
"what's a satanick kinnie again"
"weirdo"
"weirdo"
by coolmemeboy12345 July 17, 2021
A hot, sleep deprived, cat lover. Caffeine is your best friend. How's your abandonment issues going? Ya'll are still searching for a fucking Denki kinnie, and you're failing.
Person A: Oh my god, they look really tired. Why are they also kinda hot though?
Person B: They're probably a Shinsou kinnie, dude.
Person B: They're probably a Shinsou kinnie, dude.
by Shinso Kinne October 20, 2021
used after an event or something happens that you think one of your kins would do it they were in the same situation. usually said online, especially in TikTok comment sections....
by urmomluna April 21, 2021
A fucking insane borderline murderer.
You probably make jokes about killing people so no one notices the time you almost genuinely harm someone. You probably get mad and imagine a whole ass scenario on how you would kill that person/thing and get away with it.
You probably also do illegal things like idk underage drinking, smoking/drugs and if you're an adult then you probably do acid. You also probably a thing where you hate everyone and always tell everyone to leave you alone but once they do you get super pissed and ignore them and/or just be cold and a bitch. Like using "k" or short answers. You're probably kinky and don't have many friends, but you have a lot of people that like you. But you don't open up or just never end up being anyone's friend.
Probably have a Yoonbum Kinnie friend and/or s/o that you guys laugh about.
You're also probably bi or pan and super sexual. Many kinks, no vanilla here.
Uh, go see a therapist.
You probably make jokes about killing people so no one notices the time you almost genuinely harm someone. You probably get mad and imagine a whole ass scenario on how you would kill that person/thing and get away with it.
You probably also do illegal things like idk underage drinking, smoking/drugs and if you're an adult then you probably do acid. You also probably a thing where you hate everyone and always tell everyone to leave you alone but once they do you get super pissed and ignore them and/or just be cold and a bitch. Like using "k" or short answers. You're probably kinky and don't have many friends, but you have a lot of people that like you. But you don't open up or just never end up being anyone's friend.
Probably have a Yoonbum Kinnie friend and/or s/o that you guys laugh about.
You're also probably bi or pan and super sexual. Many kinks, no vanilla here.
Uh, go see a therapist.
Person 1: Dude, did you read her diary? She has such violent things in there...
Person 2: I bet she's a Sangwoo Kinnie!
Person 2: I bet she's a Sangwoo Kinnie!
by imaheteroplsdontflirtwme December 30, 2020
USAMI KINNIES HAS MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND TRIES SO HARD TO GET RID OF THEM THATS IT😔😔😔 YES IM USAMI KINNIE😟
by No_ n. November 13, 2020