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Jeff

The worst person on the face of the earth. A complete backstabbing narcissist piece of bitch. You can usually tell a Jeff by his long hair, fake personality, and shit attitude. He's disrespectful to his mother, cheats on his girlfriend, and treats his best friend like garbage. He also probably has a pee fetish.
"That Jeff guy is a real creep."
by kingbabydespacito November 1, 2018
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Jeff

A Sneaky little bastard that think he is the shit but isn't and wants everything to be his way and his way only and only talks to you when he is bored you if forced t o talk to you come to you with his drama and get you drsgged into even though you has nothing to do with that drama.
"Who is that"
"oh thats Jeff stay away from him he is a sneaky bastard and will screw you over"
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Jeff

He is an awful person. He lives in West Vancouver and is a narcissist. If you sleep with him beware; he fucks men as well as women and he doesn't use rubber.
Get tested if you slept with Jeff
by Cowgirl2018hey May 14, 2019
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Jeff

Jeff is a kid. He is 14 years old and he is a freaking tripod. he has a huge dick. Like huge like no other. He is also known by his alias Gigantic Jeff or The BIG one.
"hey have you heard about this kid Jeff?" said Scott " This kid Has a Big Dick! ITS HUGE!"
by Scotty The Hotty December 5, 2015
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Jeff

The saddest fuck you will ever meet.
"He has nothing going for him in life."
"The poor guy, he is such a Jeff."
by Boynelife March 28, 2015
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Jeff

The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"
Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.
by JrPw November 6, 2010
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Jeff

Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.
--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door
--My house is so clean, it is so Jeff
by Stephinamerica May 31, 2016
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