Jaxon

Jaxon makes people think he is good person but he will rape if you are not carful watch out for littles shits that's means that he ahs been their watch out

John: hey Jaxon
Jaxon: "long pause"

John : hello Jaxon
Jaxon: pulls down pants ready for fun times

by Jaxon. B August 29, 2022

Jaxon

1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker)
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big

Jaxon has a huge wang

by 2342324 November 6, 2021

Jaxon

the love of my life

jaxon =i love you

by my mom😀😀😀 November 22, 2021

Jaxon

A perverted freak, who in class won't care at all what the teacher is saying and will come over and touch you pussy and make it super awkward and you will be scared for the rest of your life.

"Oh my god... Please stop touching me jaxon!!!"
"No. I LOVE the feel of your SKIN!!!hahahahahaha!!!"

by Mrs. Sherbon May 12, 2018

Jaxon

A big ugly asshole not mutch to say.The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet.He pretends to like you just to know u like him and hell break you.

Hey did you hear jaxon told blank to kill herself but she still loves him.

by Loveisfakeaf January 31, 2020

Jaxon

Person that sucks at playing any drum, and thinks he is cool but he is not cool at all!!!!

Jaxon: Fist bump
Person: No your not cool

by Me. Yellow January 10, 2018

Jaxon

The name of someone who is always wrong, in any argument they may think they win but in reality Ellie won.

No wonder his name is Jaxon, he thinks Sodapop Curtis is gay.

by Jaxon is wrong January 19, 2021