This bizarre creature hails from the magical island called the Phillipines and is extremely aggressive due to territorial habits. In its pastime, this bizarre creature likes to get on video games, such as "Fortnite," and "Call of Duty," and is extremely skilled in both of these games. Upon being told to "touch grass" due to his "sweatiness" in these games," Jaeden starts aggressively shaouting racial slurs at the top of his lungs. His diet is strictly pizza. Due to these habits, this bizarre creature cannot mate. However, it reproduces through a process called "gooning," a state of intense sexual pleasure.
by JR King December 11, 2024
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