Having intercourse

A phrase for "having class in between" but you are tired of being invited by your friends, so you want to say the reason in a sexual way...
(Course = class and inter = in between)

A: Hey! Join us on Discord now! We have a lot of things to discuss!
B: *No reaction*
A: *Spam dots*
B: Not now! M8! I'm having intercourse right now! Lemme finish it first!
A: Wow! Ok! I understand... hehe

by Der Paniker September 21, 2021

insecure

Someone who insults others to hide their own weaknesses.

Look at that kid. He insults others caling them immature when he is immature himself. Insecure freak.

by spel itt rite August 8, 2006

intercorsage

Flowers that you send a woman to get her to sleep with you.

Dude1: Dude, Sally's so hot but she'll never give it up.

Dude2: Don't trip, send her an intercorsage.

by mcc_ August 3, 2007

gay intercourse

a natural sexual phenomenon made pleasureable by god's ideal placement of the prostate gland. spontaneous orgasm is quicky induced in both parties when the erect shaft of one man is thrust into the anus of another. moderate stimulation of the prostate in this manner can lead to intense pleasure, create a sense of inner peacefulness, help to regulate the digestive system, and lower the risk of prostate cancer.

men can enjoy gay intercourse without actually being homosexual.

"Hi cute straight guy, let me enhance our life with gay intercourse."

by gay_clay May 16, 2004

What the intercourse!?

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.

"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

by be to the double E. stacey January 5, 2009

textual intercourse

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

by Coppatop85 September 3, 2003

sexual intercourse

how old are you again?

Chris and Amanada were having sexual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.

by bob May 7, 2005