by hazzard95 June 08, 2012
Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.
by lukeC123456 February 07, 2022
by Marshall Compton May 20, 2003
a mix between mud butt and swamp ass. often happens during strenuous activity where the anal cavity sweats and a small shart slips out, and the sweat makes the small shart turd turn into a marshland of sweat and shit.
"man, i was lifting weights the other day and i was straining, and when i got home, i had marsh ass!"
by Doo Doo Crew January 25, 2009
The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.
"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"
by illadelphia5 October 25, 2008
A long term resident of the Dengie area of Essex, generally with local family history going back several generations, with a history of inter-breeding.
by Catterwall October 28, 2004
by Cockchoker May 31, 2009