horizontal bonsai

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.

by SGNelson10 July 06, 2017

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Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

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Horizontal Racism

The results of people of targeted racial groups (Blacks, Lations/Hispanics, Asians, Native) believing, acting on or enforcing the dominant (White) system of racist discrimination and oppression. Horizontal racism can occur between members of the same racial group or between members of different, targeted racial groups.

Horizontal racism occuring between members of the same racial group: An Asian person telling another Asian who is wearing a Sari to dress like an "American". A Latino person telling another Latino to stop speaking Spanish.
Horizontal racims occuring between members of different targeted racial groups: Latinos believing stereotypes about Native Americans, Blacks not wanting Asians to move into predominantly Black neighborhoods, etc.

by Mr. Andrew April 28, 2006

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Horizontal Waterfall

When you lie on your side on the edge of your bed and ejaculate off the bed onto the floor.

Me: Dude, Kya gave me the most spectacular handjob last night.
Zac: Finally.
Me: Yeah, I even pulled off a Horizontal Waterfall!
Zac: That's awesome dude!

by R0b0Squid October 11, 2015

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